One day Shiva was – as usually – meditating , totally absorbed in himself. His wife Parvati came along and had this little twinge of a question. She punched him in the arm and whispered: “ Wake up !”

Shiva opened his eyes and looked at her : “ What ? What ? We just had sex two million years ago. Can´t you wait ? Have some patience !”

Parvati said : “ No it isn´t that “ and went on : “Everybody´s talking about you as this great devotional God – that you love your devotees and always serving everybo

In a certain forest there lived a sage who had a number of disciples. He taught his disciples the truth: "God dwells in all things. Knowing this, you should bend your knee before every object." One day a disciple went out into the forest for wood. On his way he saw a man riding a mad elephant and shouting: "Get out of the way, get out of the way! This is a mad elephant." The disciple, instead of running away, remembered his master's teaching and began to reason: "God is in the elephant as well a